29 Eylül 2011 Perşembe

THE SIMPLETON CHARADE- THE SEARCH FOR COMMIES-THE SEARCH FOR ENEMIES

ALL BERTO AND THE SACRED QUEST FOR FALLEN ANGELS

AND BAD ANGELITOS WITH DIRTY FACES

ALL BERTO THE SUPER CRUSADER

LIKE THE AMERICAN'S CAN CAN'S

THE NEED OF SCAPE GOATS IS VITALIS

É SÓ O ESTILO DO HOMI - DIZ NOSSO CÉSAR CAVACÓIDE

É UM GAIJO PORREIRAÇO UM PÔCO BRUTE

ELE ANDA A MANGAR CONNOSCO


E É PRA ISSO CA KEREM MAI INDUCA A SÃO?

20 Eylül 2011 Salı

CUNNING LITTLE BRAIN REGULAR VOLTAIRE-Comforter, philosopher and lifelong shit

All of them crooks
Rooking the guests
And cooking the books
Seldom do you see
Honest men like me
A gent of good intent
Who's content to be
Master of the House
Doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake
And an open palm
Tells a saucy tale
Makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon viveur!
Glad to do my friends a favor
Doesn't cost me to be nice!
But nothing gets you nothing, everything has got a little price.
Master of the House
Keeper of the zoo
Ready relieve them of a sou, or two.
Watering the wine, making up the weight,
Picking up their knick-knacks
When they can't see straight
Everybody loves a landlord
Everybody's bosom friend
I do whatever pleases Jesus don't
I bleed them in the end!
Master of the House
Quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passer by
To pass him by
Servant to the poor
Butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher
And lifelong mate
Everybody's boon companion
Everybody's chaperone


Food beyond compare
Food beyond belief
Mix it in a mincer
And pretend it's beef
Kidney of a horse
Liver of a cat
Filling up the sausages
With this and that
Residents are more than welcome
Bridal suite is occupied
Reasonable charges plus some little extras on the side
Charge them for the lice
Extra for the mice
Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
Here a little slice
There a little cut
Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
When it comes to fixing prices
There are lots of tricks he knows
How it all increases
All them bits and pieces Jesus!